For all you triple-hip repeat offenders that think an internal combustion engine is the sharpest arrow in your quiver the ultimate accessories for your slack-packin' shuttles are here!
Remember when everyone in the know rocked Nalgene bottles and the even cooler kids adorned those Nalgenes with humble-brag stickers that let you know what a hiking badass they thought they were?
Relive the thrilling days of yesteryear in celebration of what will surely soon be a bygone fad too!
These bumper stickers are guaranteed to do for your trail angel's 1999 Aerostar what a Nalgene sticker from an exotic mountain destination you have always wanted to hike, but haven't, did for your trail cred in 1999. Instead of a notional Denali summit though you're actually an AT Section Hiker that prolly made it to at least Virginia. If you're in Damascus congratulations. That's 21% of the way to Maine!
Get one at Trail Days 2018 now! (For a small donation.)